Every once in a while, there comes a movie to die for .. and we talk about the movie when we eat , when we drink and we even dream about it while we sleep. And use the dialogs in day to day life, and with acute retention idiosyncratically try to be like the main characters. Well for all this and more, watch , “There will be Blood” .
Its an awesome movie.
But in case you still decide to watch “aap ka suroor“, or should i say rather suffer through AkS, then beware, there is very little story, very very little screenplay and lots and lots of nasal singing.Even the gayatri mantra have made it into the nose.
Q) Wonder what will happen if himesh wears a nose ring ?
A) He will have a golden voice ……
The story(or the absolute lack of it) is appalling. Himesh falls in love(HR sirf ek baar pyaar karta hai) with an amiable Sweet girl(looks gorgeous). The first half of movie is all about “HR yeh nahi karta” , HR sharab nahi pita “
“HR india ka rockstar hai”
Small cute girl to HR : mere heart mey hole hai….
HR to small cute girl : Tumhe pata hai ki tumhare heart mey bhagwan ne hole kyun diya hai ?
Cute girl : nahi …
HR ( HR sab janta hai, HR bhagwan se baat karta hai) : Kyunki , usme khuub saara pyaar barna hai, agar hole nahi hoga to usse kaha bharogi ?
(At this point ,
Va : Bhagwan ne HR key Dimag mey hole kyun diya hai ?
A: Taki HR hamesha Topi pahene rakhe …..
)
More of nasal melodrama, HR gets arrested for murder.
Police : what do u have to say in your defense ?
HR : HR kabhi kisika Khuun nahi karta.
Police : Duh !!!
HR escapes from jail(HR jail mey be versace aur red topi pehanta hai).
HR uses 5 diff colours of topi , Red ,white , black , brown and green. matching matching with his cleavage display shirts.
HR comes out of a car crash , still comes out with the Topi intact.
Schweet girl adheres with HR in good and bad, Her mobile ring tone is the melodramatic nasal gayatri mantra.
In all this mish mash, there is mallika sharawat trying to woo HR. HR kabhi item number ke saath date par nahi jaata.
All good prevails in the end.Autos run in streets of germany, German tv’s carry breaking news of HR’s innocence.Schweet girl falls in his cleavage(which is visible through out the movie).mallika is spell bound.
Audience is happy, the ordeal is over. If this is the real life story of HR , it sucks.If this is the story he has made up , it still sucks. 4 year old kids make up better stories.If this is the story he belives in , it stills sucks.
All in all, use this movie to sleep the days that you dont drink.
HR(in end) : God bless everybody,
Va : Thanks…
