Call to an anonymous call centre.
Tring tring……
answers : Welcome to “Bomb Bomb training centre pvt limited” [ WE HAVE NO BRANCHES]
please select from the following options
1) To join our institute, press 1.
2) If you an existing member, press 2.
3) To buy terrorist supplies, press 3.
4) To get a list of ‘bomb-able’ buildings around the world, press 4.
at any time to speak to our terrorist executive , press 9.
Caller presses 9.
please wait while we transfer your call to executive, remember, we value your ‘bomb-itions’.
advertisement plays ” do you love your child? would you like to secure his future? if so, then book your child’s bombing location
now. We provide all training leading upto the final bombing and also ensuring the location remains ‘un-bombed’ till your child is ready.Speak to our executive for more details”
School
to be continued…..
