Languages : Hindi + english
Statutory warning : Himeeshhh reshmiiiiya , agar tumne yeh script “Paaapp Kkkkkkiiii Surooouour” mey copy kiya tho ….
Tho ….
Tho …..
Tumhari “NAAAK” kat jaayegi …..
Characters :
Va { you know who…. }
SSCG { Super Schweet college girl }
Scene : {in the movie hall } Sweet lass sobbing incesently over her lost love.Guy apparently is in ‘LOVE’ with someone else.
Va : Ooh gawd , whats wrong with this damn movie … sombody help the lass , she will find some one else…
SSCG : Stares … yaar tum nahi samjhoge …
Va : Oh yaar !! i totally do , isme aisi kaun si badi baat hai …. Mey kar leta huun {Va .. ka babbar laugh }….
sScg : {watches and listens intently … ) slight sobbing … Tumhare saath aise kabhi nahi hua kya ?…
Va : Mere saath …. $^#&$^( swear word) hoga …. Faltu cheezon mey nahi padta main…..
sScg : Tum kisi ko chahte ho ?
Va : { smiles } , acts smart … {haan tumhe …}
sScg : sach ???
Va : giggles (sarcastically) …. yeh faltu movie dekh ke tumhara dimag phirak gaya hai ….
sScg : {taken aback} , chodo … teek mujhe movie dekhna hai…
Movie ends…. {Va, yawns through it …. Thinks about taking Scg for coffee !!!}
sScg : {sincerely, as if nothing had happened } Kaise laga ?? …
Va : bakwaas …. saala kaun dekhege ye sab… hain na ?
sScg : Watever … mujhe acha laga ….
Va : Yaar , kyaa acha laga … mujhe bi to batao … roh roh kar log thak sab log gaye is movie mey … Roone ka competition chala tha bas…
sScg : Haan , ek din pata chalega ….
Va : hehehehe …… Bakwaas .. Kya plan ?
sScg : Concentrates on navigating the crowd, carefully avoiding contact with anybody else even in the dark to get out untouched…
Va : gets out searching for faces in the crowd displaying utter contempt for the movie while hoping for crashing into a nice figuruuuu!!!
To be continued : .. coming up … (At present Numero uno) …..
Ps: after operating for nearly 2 years , i have had 9 visitors thsi far . so i have decided to give a special gift to the 10th visitor .. Buhahahaha … it could be you !!!!!